
Sarah: Chris, our friend Dan, and I took a motorcycle trip from Kaiserslautern in an attempt to show off some excellent roads to Dan through the Black Forest. Dan was visiting from Bamberg and we were excited to have him along on a long trip. The map shows an approximation of our route… An approximation because the trip became a little side tracked after an accident outside of Steinen (I will leave that amusing story for Christopher’s post:)) The trip was 4 days with a stop in Baden Baden, Bad Bellingen, Luzerne, and lastly, in a small town near the Bodensee.
The weather was up and down; lots of pouring rain with occasional dry spells. The ride home was probably one of the longest I can remember
(even though it was only a few hours). Chris and I had to ride home 2-up on my motorcycle as his was no longer drivable and was on it’s way to the Suzuki shop (thanks ADAC). Plus, during the ride home, it poured like I’d never seen Germany pour before and became absolutely freezing! But we made it back in one piece!
Oh and Dan… thanks for the sushi and sake
Christopher: Ah yes, the trip through the Black Forest with Dan. That was quite a memorable experience. We had orginally planned to head to the Alps, but we got a little side tracked after day one. You’ll see what I mean in a bit.
Dan met us at our house from his place in Bamberg, which is about 4 hours away from Kaiserslautern. We took off the next morning to Bad Bellingen, passing through Baden Baden, where we got caught in a severe rain storm. Perhaps some foreshadowing going on? Well, we try to wait it out, but it kept going, so we pressed on. As we travelled south, the rain let up a bit, and we decided to stay the night in Bad Bellingen. Nice, quaint town (aren’t they all in Germany?). So day one was complete and we were exhausted, even though it wasn’t a very long ride at all, well, distance wise. Day two was a little overcast, but dry. Headed south on all backroads, as usual, and everyone was riding at a brisk clip throught the windy roads of the forest. Great fun and awesome scenery, albeit kind of blurry, tee hee.
Anyways, the trees start to dissipate as we begin exiting the forest, and we are now heading towards a T intersection. We need to turn right, and I was lead rider. Approaching the intersection, I slow down, checking for cars coming from the left. Now comes the fun part. A car is coming from the left, but as lead rider, I can carry the right turn with no risk, as there isn’t a stop sign. I know, however, that the rider behind me (Dan) won’t make that right turn in time, unless he gets on the throttle. I also know that the third rider (Sarah) won’t make it, even with a lot of throttle, due to the timing of the car coming from the left.
I begin to slowly come to a stop, as to not separate the group. Well, the next thing I know, I hear a delicious crunch from the rear of my bike, and I am airborne. I get blasted off my seat to an altitude high enough for me to actually straddle my windshield with my legs (imagine the old game of leap frog). Due to my ninja reflexes, I land on my feet, but stumble a bit forward (I’m not really a ninja). Remember that car coming from the left? I did, too, and immediately jumped backwards into the grassy shoulder of the road onto my back so I wouldn’t become the hood ornament of that Seat (pronounced see-aht it’s a Euro brand of car). The Seat honks and drives by. Nice guy.
I get up and look at my bike and realize that Dan had just rear ended me. His front tire hit my rear tire square in the center. Amazing aim. The 2004 SV650S had a smashed rear end, and Dan’s 2004 Bandit had a equally smashed front end. Both of the bikes were laying on the ground. I should’ve done chalk outlines for effect…
Sarah pulls up and we have a big laugh about the whole thing and go about our way. Man that would’ve been nice. We actually look at Dan and politely ask him, “What the &%#!!”
It turns out that he decided to get on the throttle because he thought that I was going keep going. He kept his eyes on the car coming from the left to make sure he got his timing right to make the turn. He never saw me slow down. So all those times I told him to kiss my ass, he actually did it.
I have to add here that Dan is, in fact, one of my closest friends. If you read in the “About Us” tab, you’ll see that Dan is the one who introduced us to motorcycling. We’ve been buds for a looong time (went through Army training together, stationed in Germany together and deployed to Afghanistan together). The only thing that concerned me at the time was our well being. We both walked away just fine, and bikes can always be replaced…a life can’t.
So he’s okay, I’m okay, bikes not okay. We ride…no, limp the bikes into the town of Steinen. (Luckily , it was a nice, quaint town of course, so I wasn’t in such a bad mood) The yellow SV and the blue Bandit were rideable, but Dan’s brakes were shot (both for some reason). We called up ADAC (kind of like AAA), and they came and picked up the bikes and brought them back to our respective hometowns.
Was that the end of the trip? Nope. Not by a longshot. Sarah and I went two up on her FZ6, and Dan, well, he rented a car. The three of us continued the trip, as outlined by Sarah’s comments, and had a blast. Switzerland is beautiful, and we enjoyed ever minute of the trip…especially since we got to dump all of the moto luggage with Dan and he paid for all the food on the trip. The sushi and sake in Luzerne was fabulous.
Dan, you know we love you…
Mileage: 788 km/490 mi round trip – 15 hours 27 mins: 2005